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pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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What

There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise

IT FUCKING OPENS AND CLOSES ITS DEMONIC SATAN SCREAMING MOUTH FROM HELL

So I guess I’m not going to sleep tonight

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sesamestreet:

Happy birthday, Jim Henson. We miss you.

sesamestreet:

Happy birthday, Jim Henson. We miss you.

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educatedfoolery:

mlikemarcel:

Scarlett Johansson, by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair

The. Slayage.

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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

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joshpeck:

haveitjoeway:

If joshpeck followed me I’d quit my job

welp you better go quit now

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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